Ponder this:

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

No matter how much fun you have today, your Wednesday won't hold a candle to mine!


I know I'll be enjoying my Wednesday!
Today is Colonoscopy Day!




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We love our little colon;
We've made it squeaky clean.
No fear how far the scope will go,
All will be peachy keen.
I've eaten nothing that I shoul'n't:
No skins, no nut, no bean.

Send up the tiny colon cam!
I'm ready as can be!
And on the way back home, madame,
For th'love of God, please feed me!

27 comments:

#1Nana said...

I bet my Tuesday was better than your's also. I didn't have to drink 5 gallons of colon cleanout and I was free to roam far from a bathroom!

Good luck tomorrow!

Hilary said...

Oh that's too funny. Wishing you a not too uncomfy time and that everything turns out all right in the end. ;)

Linda Myers said...

The worst - Tuesday - is over. The procedure is a piece of cake. No, wait. The piece of cake is AFTER the procedure.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

No , you're quite right . But then , no one will be holding a candle ... or mini-cam anywhere near mine !
Good Luck ! I hope your recovery is speedy and the celebration sandwich afterwards , truly delicious .

the veg artist said...

I have been through this and survived. The lovely nurses were ready with tea and biscuits immediately afterwards (they fetched a banana especially for me as I am coeliac). Hope yours are as sweet.

brokenbiro said...
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brokenbiro said...

I hope this is being done by fully-qualified COLONists!

VioletSky said...

May your Thursday be the best day of the week.

rachel said...

Gulp....

Good luck; enjoy your dinner tonight. You'll have earned it.

The Cranky Crone, she lives alone! said...

Goodness gracious, my thoughts are with you, good luck!

Cathy said...

This is hilarious! That you've managed to maintain your sense of humor despite your colon's rumblings . . inspirational.

Time to schedule mine . :(

Good luck!

Wanda..... said...

Cute jingle! It should be printed on the bottle of yucky stuff one has to drink...would help it go down!

Smiles to you, June!

Woodswalker said...

Ha Ha! Funny and clever little poem. A colon cancer survivor, I've had many colonoscopies and the worst part is the prep, since the actual procedure is done while you are drugged with some very pleasant drugs. And then you get to EAT! Good luck.

Olga said...

Fine example of making lemonade from lemons. Hope you had an early morning time and got the "all clear."

Rusty said...

Very poetic! And thank goodness that 'adventure' is over. ATB!

Muffy's Marks said...

OMG you are a hoot. All kidding aside, I know you have studied hard, finished all your homework, and should pass the test. Good luck.

Mac n' Janet said...

Been there done that, thanks for the laugh.

Friko said...

allowing for the time difference it might all be over by now and you might have fallen on a great big fat bowl of . . . . ? chili, muesli, burgers ?

best of luck.

Autumn Mist said...

Goodness, I'll be thinking of you.

Rosanne said...

I was just complaining about what a bad day I was having...I think I'll stop now.

Blipfillypicklepoo said...

Hoping things went well for you today. :o)

Barb said...

I'm pretending that photo is a caramel latte swirl! Hope all is well, June.

Carolynn said...

My, you make it sound almost fun. Almost. That's quite a jaunty little ditty. Did you sing it to your camera operator?

Sandra said...

As a nursing student who has just learned all the ins and out of the colon (pardon the pun!) I LOVE this post!
Fantastic!

Vicki Lane said...

Girls just gotta have fun!

No, I know it isn't fun -- but what a lifesaver it can be! One of the good things about the modern day.

Buy Exchange said...

That was a cute post! Loved it! Keep writing more!

morningbrayfarm said...

Thank you for bringing humor to everything in life. Hope Wednesday went as well as it could.