I know I'll be enjoying my Wednesday!
Today is Colonoscopy Day!
No fear how far the scope will go,
All will be peachy keen.
I've eaten nothing that I shoul'n't:
No skins, no nut, no bean.
Send up the tiny colon cam!
I'm ready as can be!
And on the way back home, madame,
For th'love of God, please feed me!