Husband downing handfuls of grapes while I watch him, magazine in my hands.
He watches back, chewing.
After a few moments...
June: You didn't even wash off those grapes, did you?
Husband: No. We need a little bacteria in our systems to keep us healthy.
June: It isn't the bacteria that I was thinking of, it's the pesticides.
Husband: (chew, chew) I don't need any pests. I want to be pest-free.
I went back to reading.