Ponder this:

Monday, February 21, 2011

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their 
lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, 
and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'  

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
 
For all I know you could start at any moment.
 
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.


'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. 
For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL:     
Never argue with a woman who reads.   
 
It's likely she can also think.

11 comments:

Muffy's Marks said...

That's the best. Thanks for sharing.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Cute one June.... I read it outloud to my hubby... WE both cackled!!!!!! Thanks for the 'funny' this morning.

Hugs,
Betsy

Vicki Lane said...

:-)

Love it!

Barb said...

I can see you are in a very good mood today, June. A little vacation from the office does wonders! How's the toe?

Linda Myers said...

Good one!

Rusty said...

Howling with great glee! Hm, I guess I better pick myself off the floor and wipe that grin off my face.. (snicker)

Joey said...

ROTFLOL !!!

I love it... I'm laughing out LOUD !

Thank you sooooooooooo much!

Joey

ladyhawthorne said...

love this!

Wanda..... said...

You're making a lot of people smile today, June!

MerCyn said...

You go girl! Great story.

#1Nana said...

I laughed out loud...I. too, am a woman who can read!